Something to avoid...

If ever you find yourself in a situation (maybe at the grocery store or at the zoo) where your internal organs are trying to settle back into their proper places, I've discovered it's best to avoid something. That "something" is having immodium stop you up so gas builds up and can't escape. This causes your intestine to over-inflate and push your other unsettled organs even more out of place. It hurts somewhat...no, I mean kinda...no, I mean a hell of a lot!