Everybody has guts...

...some just work better than others. No matter what you do, all day long, your guts are plugging away. A main occupation is digesting your latest meal. Well, most of you who know me, know that I don't eat too many large meals. So, I guess my guts were bored and hitting the pavement looking for a extra paycheck. They found it. Construction. In the two years between my beautiful colonoscopy photos and this past month, they worked as hard as a beaver and almost dammed up my colon with cancer cells.

The doctors told me that it has spread to my liver which classifies it as "colon cancer stage 4." (Apparently, whenever a cancer spreads to another organ, it becomes stage 4 regardless of severity.) This led me to tell people that I had both colon and liver cancer. Not true. I have colon cancer with "colon cancer" cells on my liver. I have never developed any cancer on my liver...they just moved into town when the neighborhood went in the colon. (Its the dirty part of town...you wouldn't' want to live there, either).

That's the quick run-down of what i have. I will keep you updated as I find the time and energy.